Rise and shine! Its early in the morning and today's monday. I dont have any monday blues since i only work on weekends :) Well, speaking of work, we had recently been complained of our poor performance.
They are as follows:
1) Leaning against the wall when standing
2) Showing a 'black' and expressionless face while patrolling
3) Being rude to customers
4) Talking in groups, laughing
5) Skiving
Ok, this is my explaination not excuses :
1) Erhem, people have backbone and a human's spinal cord is our central nervous system that controls alot of our nerves. This allows mobility and of course, with a normal and healthy spinal cord, we would be able to carry out normal agile actions. If we dont provide enough support, our spinal cord would be crooked to a certain degree and this is bad for our health. So, we just wanna lean a bit. :)
2) Ok, now who walks around smiling to himself? This would really be 'xiao' as in crazy. And who makes alot expression when you walk alone? We are still normal.
3) As you know, people are curious and erhem, kapo. We love to stand at places whereby its super crowded - the more the merrier. So, we always love to block the way. Thats why we neeed crowd controller! Which is exactly what im doing. But, some ppl just are too stubborn to move or are too oblivious to the surroundings or are too mesmerized with what they are looking at that they dont care what i say! Just telling you to move forward. Bet your healthy pair of legs could carry you. So when they complain we are rude when we aren't, look who's talking.
4) Firstly, we are not the only one wearing that uniform, so are you sure its really us? Secondly, when you see your collegue, would you just turn away? And thirdly, are you sure we are just talking leisurely? Are you sure we arent talking about work, like who should patrol where etc? And laughter is good for brain power and it brings less white hair.
5) Got evidence ma? And whats your definition of skiving?? Drinking water? Humans need 1100mls of water for normal daily needs and we provide 400mls of water by oxidative metabolism. However, bcos of the weather and the strong air con, we need more water. Is that considered skiving?
Well, i had been caught for leaning against the wall. Thats for sure, if you know me. My backbone needs some rest. But the rest? Not that i know of but who knows?
One for all, all for one.
